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what guys say PMS does:

  • turns women into emotional bitches

what PMS actually does:

  • increases breast size from retaining water
  • increases sex drive
  • lowers a woman’s tolerance for sexism

(via srushtinator)



turns out a creampie isn’t a pastry and the internet is a disgusting place

I’m dying

"You can’t hate me more than I already hate myself."
- Anonymous (via dream-until-your-dream-come-true)